Saturday, 8 March 2008

Ugly Friend

“Dear Aunt Aggie, what can I do? I am worried about my friend who is thinking of having cosmetic surgery, as I think she might regret it. Personally I don't think she even needs it, and I think it might just be because of her low self-esteem. When we go out drinking we both get all the blokes, and we have a good time. I just don't see why she thinks she needs it! What do you think?”from Karen in Monkseaton, age 38

Loving Aunt Aggie replies: I can understand your feeling of concern for your friend, as some cosmetic surgery can be extremely dangerous, depending on whether or not you go to a reputable clinic. And it would be awful if something went terribly wrong, wouldn't it?

However, try facing up to the fact you are really worried in case she becomes more attractive than yourself, and shows you up for the rapidly aging and ugly person you really are. I have no doubt that your friend will probably benefit from the improvement, why else would she spend the money? Whereas, you are subconsciously aware how no amount of plastic surgery could possibly do anything for you. Face it, my dear, technology has advanced, but not that much!

After her operation is complete and she starts attracting all the men instead of you, try not to feel jealous, and just feel happy for her. It won't take long for her to find a circle of more attractive friends, and I'm sure she wouldn't want you hanging around. Buy a couple of cats and try to be content staying at home every weekend, the attractive people certainly wouldn't want some ugly old middle-aged cat owner spoiling their fun.

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