In her latest book, already tipped to be yet another best-seller, the 49 year-old world famous agony aunt, Aunt Aggie, writes her most intimate expose yet of all the celebrities she's helped to become as rich and famour as her. In it, she spills all the beans on their most intimate secrets - which they stupidly thought they had told her in confidence. — The book 'Aunt Aggie Helps Celebrities Sort Their Lives Out' is for sale worldwide later this month.
Excerpt from the chapter The Royal Family: “So I says to Prince Philip, 'Look pet, you've got to get rid of that Princess Diana, she's a real troublemaker for you royals!' And what do you know, he must have listened to my advice, because two weeks later she was killed in a car crash! I was so pleased.”
Excerpt from the chapter Tom Cruise: “He was totally lost, not knowing in what direction to point his life in, so I encouraged him to find some sort of place where could get a personality test and possibly get involved with a church. I was told he had managed to do both. How wonderful.”
Excerpt from the chapter Gary Glitter: “He comes to me, moaning and complaining, 'oh' he says, 'I'm past my prime, I'm getting old' he kept blethering. I told him to shut up and do something positive, like move to a poor country and help out the poor starving kiddies. The closer you are to children, the younger you feel, is what I told him.”
Excerpt from the chapter Paul McCartney: “Alone he was, still moping over that dead vegetable-sausages woman he married, 'Look,' I told him, 'I'll fix you up right well and proper, I know this lovely local lass from Newcastle called Heather, you'll get on famously!' And then they got married. What a happy ending!”
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